Sitting on the floor eating sack lunches with around 100 second graders. Someone shoot me.

The grounds crew each has a college degree to prep the grounds on the field. They have full time jobs doing just that.

The grass is from Argentina because it grows well without direct sunlight. For those of you not in the know, we have a retractable roof on our pro ball park.

Security will kill you if you touch the grass. The kids had to get thisclose to test that. Everyone made it out alive.

Current season tickets for these seats run about $29k per season. Roughly $350 per game. But the food is free!

Lexus Club members pay a $20k initial fee per seat that is good for the life of the ball park. Then they have to purchase season tickets for that seat.

Food pyramid activity in the Lexus Club dining room. Then off to sit in George Sr. and Barbara Bush's seats behind home plate.